To the Mosquitoes…(You Su**ers)


To Mrs Mosquito,
Please find an alternative to make your eggs. I know you need the protein and iron found in my (Human) blood to make your babies, but I am not here to help you in breeding more of your kind.
And if you don’t stop this, I swear I gonna Squish every ounce of blood you just sucked of me and put you on the pedestal for every member of your clan to see, that I have powerful weapons like All Out and Good Night and Black Hit. Be good, feed on plant pulp, need not make babies, and dare you think of renting my cooler again. 

Not at all Faithful
Dangerous Human
No thanks to you
(Do Not contact)

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