ederal regulators concluded yesterday that five of the country’s biggest banks are still — literally — Too Big to Fail. Five US banks are officially large enough that any one of them could crash the economy again if they started to fail and weren’t bailed out. One of those banks was JPMorgan Chase. What was the reaction of JPM’s CEO, Jamie Dimon? He sent a note to his staff saying, “I want you all to know that you did an unbelievable job.”
“Unbelievable”? Yes, completely and totally unbelievable that JPM could help crash the economy, suck down a giant bailout, discover a London Whale that hid $6 billion in losses, get tagged by the FDIC and the Fed as Too Big to Fail, AND then pat each other on the back and say “heckuva job.” That is the definition of “unbelievable” in the real world — but it’s business as…
Hollywood, CA – Two former pastors are making waves again but this time it won’t be on the conference circuit. Rumors are adrift in the LA community that David Platt and Francis Chan will be co-starring in a Wedding Crashers sequel.
With the recent success of Zoolander 2, box offices are anticipating a blowout. Departing from the comedy of the original, Wedding Crashers 2 will be a documentary. Platt and Chan will crash weddings by sending the congregants to the nations. Rarely do sequels changed genres but this a game changer in every respect.
Unsuspecting wedding goers and fiances will be so impacted, they will have no option but to leave immediately to an airport to head for unreached people groups. Unfortunately, early reports have surfaced of couples leaving each at the altar. These couples were expecting a short and sweet ceremony.