Daily Archives: May 21, 2016
Devalgo the Evil Dictator for Armed Forces Day 2016
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You very evil Americans, I am Devalgo, a dictator. I do not know why they call me evil because I only do good things. So I kill innocent people. Big deal! Anyway, as you evil American know this is Armed Forces Day. Why do you evil Americans celebrate your Armed Forces? Every time I seek to destroy the evil United States of America, your evil Armed Forces ruin me. How can you celebrate that? You evil Americans should be ungrateful for your Armed Forces. I seek to annihilate the evil United States of America by land, but the evil United States Army always succeeds to harm me. I seek to annihilate the evil United States of America by sea, but the evil United States Navy makes my ships into gravy. I seek to annihilate the United States of America by air, but the evil United States Air Force knocks me…
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True Love
Disclaimer: You might break up with your girl friend or wife after reading this. Please proceed with caution.
Oh my chicken
Where have you been all this time
I have been searching in KFC for a while
You are always in my mind
Oh my chicken
I love my chicken
I thought you left me
But I know you never had the balls to leave me
I scrambled your children and ate with bread
But you still don’t consider it as a threat
I will breed you
I will feed you
Please never ever leave me
And I commit, you will always be free 😛
Oh my chicken
I love my chicken
I still remember your breasts
Not as good as your legs
Your wings always fascinate me
But I take your thighs with me
You came and sat in my plate
Just to make me smile
I will never compare…
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