O.I.C – Oh Ice Cream

The Inspiration Shots

iPhoneOgraphy – 07 Mar 2016 (Day 67/366)

Ice cream (derived from earlier iced cream or cream ice) is a sweetened frozen food typically eaten as a snack or dessert. It is usually made from dairy products, such as milk and cream, and often combined with fruits or other ingredients and flavours. It is typically sweetened with sucrose, corn syrup, cane sugar, beet sugar, and/or other sweeteners. Typically, flavourings and colourings are added in addition to stabilizers. The mixture is stirred to incorporate air spaces and cooled below the freezing point of water to prevent detectable ice crystals from forming. The result is a smooth, semi-solid foam that is solid at very low temperatures (<35°F / 2°C). It becomes more malleable as its temperature increases.

The meaning of the phrase “ice cream” varies from one country to another. Phrases such as “frozen custard”, “frozen yogurt”, “sorbet”, “gelato” and others are used…

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Sam the Searcher for Easter 2016

John Cowgill's Literature Site

Hello Everyone.  I am Sam the Searcher.  They call me Sam the Searcher because my name is Sam, and I search for things.  Today, I was given a very great task.  Today, I am on my very quest to search for the body of Jesus Christ.  As you know, when Jesus died, He was buried.  Days later, His body went missing.  Therefore, I was charged to search for the body.  By the way, when I search for something, I find it.  Therefore, I will find the body of Jesus Christ.  It is funny because I was walking through Jerusalem, and some idiot goes around saying that Jesus is alive.  What an idiot.  Jesus is dead.  People saw Him die.  Oh yes.  The Roman soldiers made sure of it.  Oh, later that day, that exact same idiot introduces me to this man that he calls Jesus and shows me these holes…

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Living With Lonely Author

The Lonely Author

monkey-bride

Imagine Lonely Author is single, you and I are starting a relationship…..yeah I want to brush your hair, paint your toe nails, meet your friends, watch TV and movies with you, massage your feet, take you shoe shopping, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH…

No, it’s not all bananas and roses…

To be fair and balanced, here is a list of the complaints from old girlfriends, wives, and Allie.

1- Chimp loves to spoon. Not a problem? Well, I have a bad sinus problem so I SNORE. To give you an idea, while on a long distance flight to visit a girlfriend a stewardess woke me up because “my snoring scared the other passengers.”
2- Flirting. Last year prior to my surgery, with Allie standing by my side, I invited a nurse to go bowling with us after surgery. (If you’re the jealous type you have to let me know, so I can…

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