Cornelius Cog the Groundhog for Groundhog Day 2016

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Hello Everyone.  I am Cornelius Cog the Groundhog.  Today is Groundhog Day.  I am a groundhog.  Therefore, this day is about me.  Actually, it is about groundhogs.  Being a groundhog, I am qualified to speak for Groundhog Day.  Therefore, and please note why the therefore is there for, I am speaking to you about Groundhog Day.  I am a groundhog.  To those who have no idea of what a groundhog is, we are not hogs, but we do live in the ground.  We do have lots of fur so we stay warm in winter.  Oh, the ladies love to rub their bare feet on my fur.  No, I will not volunteer my fur for a coat or a pair of shoes.  Anyway, some of you are wondering if I will see my shadow.  Since I live in the ground and have no electricity or plumbing, the answer will be no. …

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