A Modern Day Response to the 12 Days of Christmas

The Lonely Author

A Modern Day Response to the 12 Days of Christmas

Day 1

Dear True Love,

Thank you for the sweet gift of a partridge in a pear tree. It was romantic and thoughtful. Can’t wait to see you again.

Signed Your Sweetheart

Day 4

Dear True Love,

I am overwhelmed by your boundless generosity. You have given me more than I deserve. I hope you don’t take this the wrong way, but please stop. Perhaps, you misunderstood me when you visited. Yes, I love angry birds, but this isn’t what I meant. I don’t have enough room in my humble home for all of these birds.

Signed Your Grateful Sweetheart

Day 12

Dear Moron,

ENOUGH ALREADY! Stop sending me your stupid gifts. I contacted you after the first fours days of Christmas asking you to stop. After all, what was I going to do with all the noisy birds. Then…

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Looking for crows

is it monday already

Morning – hint of fog.

From my balcony, I follow

the areal pointers at large.

Dark caves of the self

glow with a smile and that

spark from a friendly syllable.

Out here wrapped in a strange

blanket of chill, I hope to

be surprised by familiar cawing.

Morning – hint of fog.

From my balcony I follow

The areal pointers at large.

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